Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
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