i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Randomize