I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
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