champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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