At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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