How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
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