butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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