just survived the first fart of the relationship.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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