I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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