I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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