I wish I could punch you in the face.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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