Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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