PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I am available for nakedness
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
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