Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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