the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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