So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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