normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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