white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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