That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Randomize
