i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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