So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Ladies don't puke and tell
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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