im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
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