it's too hot outside to masturbate.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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