I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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