Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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