Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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