i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
What a dumb baby whore.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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