At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Slut skills are useful in every country.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
