Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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