Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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