I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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