Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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