wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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