I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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