I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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