Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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