Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
the day after is always just damage control
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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