haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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