hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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