it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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