I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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