What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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