He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I smell like Dick and happiness
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