i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
So vagazzling was a success
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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