the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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