I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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