would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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