That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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