carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
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