the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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