So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
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