Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Randomize
