Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
She even gives head with a lisp.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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