It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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