so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Just cropdusted the office
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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