I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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