I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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